Brave Sir Popkin

[popkin16]

 (but only because brave ma'am popkin doesn't sound right)

There was a spider in my bedroom, hanging about an inch above my bed.

It sat there, mocking me. Terrifying me.

After a good 20 minutes of flailing and trying to calm myself, I took a deep breath and grabbed it with some paper towel and threw it away.

I am now jittery.

And paranoid. What if it hunts me down now?

Oh god I don't think I squished it, which means it's still alive AND COMING FOR ME.

brb moving to the antarctic. There's no spiders there, right?

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/sapphirestar_/]

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS WANT TO HAVE REVENGE WHYYYYYYY

also if i do squish a spider i keep thinking that its family's coming for me

IS THAT PARANOIA OR REALITY

[popkin16]

I KNOW, RIGHT? AN EYE FOR AN EYE LEAVES THE WHOLE WORLD BLIND, SPIDER. REMEMBER THAT.

I can't bring myself to squish bugs. I find the feeling of them being squished beneath my fingers to be disgusting.

DEFINITELY REALITY. THOSE THINGS WILL COME FOR YOU, IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL. I know because one time there was a spider in my kitchen, which we had to walk past to get to the bathroom. And the damn thing followed me from the kitchen, down the hall, and into the bathroom. THE DAMN THING WAS GUNNING FOR ME I KNOW IT. I WAS SO SCARED.

[http://users.livejournal.com/sapphirestar_/]

no, i can't squish them if i feel 'em, THAT IS WHY I USE A FLYSWATTER, lol.

NNNGAAAHHH FOLLOWING YOU OH MY GOD THAT'LL GIVE ME NIGHTMARES. once i had the biggest goddamn spider ever on the wall RIGHT BESIDE MY PILLOW and i couldn't get rid of it, it just fell down under my bed on its own and then i couldn't find it anymore and the next week or so i lived in fear that it was coming back for meeeeee.

WHY SO CRUEL, BUGS.

[popkin16]

Ooo, a flyswatter is clever. A twitter friend suggested a broom, but I didn't want to squish him to my bed or the wall. Ew.

I KNOW, RIGHT? I HAD A HELL OF A TIME FALLING ASLEEP THAT NIGHT. oh my god that is terrifying, I just keep imagining you opening your eyes and there is this spider right next to your pillow DDDDDDDDD:

LEAVE US ALONE, BUGS.