Name Meme

[popkin16]

Taken fromkakairupowns, tshapo_chi, and devlinnreiko .

Rules: It's harder than it looks! Erase My answers, enter yours, and tag 10 people including the one that sent this to you. Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real places, names and things. Nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.


1. What is your name: Melissa

2. A 4 Letter Word: Mope

3. A Boy's Name: Michael

4. A Girl's Name: Maria

5. An Occupation: Magistrate

6. A Color: Maroon

7. Something you wear: That I myself wear? Or something you can wear? I'm going for the latter: Manolo Blahniks (apparently a type of shoe?)

8. A Food: Macaroni

9. Something found in the bathroom: Make-up

10. A place: Manhattan

11. A Reason for being late: MURDER. As in, "My roommate was murdered and I was busy being questioned." Because if you were murdered, I think you'd be a bit more than late. OH. That's so a play on words, "The late Johnny Cash." I talk too much.

12. Something you shout: MANSEX! Hey, I'd totally yell it.

I'm tagging whoever wants to do this.

Comments

[anyjen.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing you have to stick to words that begin with the same letter as your name?

(I'd totally do this, but it would imply saying my name in LJ... and that's not going to happen, sorry.
...or I could say another name beginning with "R"... hm...)

[popkin16]

There -- I edited with the rules, lol. I can't believe I forgot them. Yep, that's what you're supposed to do!

(You don't like your first name? And you could choose another "R" name and do it XD)

[anyjen.livejournal.com]

Eh, no, it's not that I don't like my name (I love/i> my name); it's that I refuse to use it here and let my RL name be associated in any way, shape or form with my online one. Though if you know a thing or two about ip adresses you can still find my identity fairly easily, I'd like to keep both aspects of my life seperate, for security reasons.

I guess I could... hm...

[popkin16]

I see....I think. But it doesn't matter if I do or not, it's the way you feel so that's that. XD That's true, IP addresses are useful but can be pretty dangerous, too.

DO IT XDD I'd like to see what you come up with.

[anyjen.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, I have a reason for keeping my RL seperate from my online identity. When I was young and foolish (cough!) I used to do very stupid things online indeed, and since I was using my real name they got back to me in the form of parental retribution... so yeah. Never again. Trust me, you don't want your parent to know that their twelve-year-old angel is chatting people up on the net. XD
(and I did much worse things, but fortunately they never found out about those. People tend to be too embarrassed to talk about it when they find out that the hot blonde they were talking to is twelve and not twenty-one as she had said. I always got a kick out of freaking them out by telling them only afterwards. ^^U)

It's not very original, but it's done. Posting it in ten... nine... eight...

[popkin16]

Oh, wow! I've never had something I've done on the internet get back to my parents, mostly because they're technologically impaired, but that must have sucked so bad. I understand your reasons, now *nod*

Off to read, then!

[anyjen.livejournal.com]

Well, I had thought I was safe because my parents were technologically-impaired too (they only got savvy about all things internet a couple of years ago), but it turned out things turned back and bit me in the bum without much techonology being involved.
It turns out one of the people I was chatting up was one of my dad's students (my dad was a highschool music teacher) ...and he was stupid enough to mention it in class. Damn, I can't even begin to describe how ugly things got back then. :P

[popkin16]

OH GOD. That's just, oh my god. I bet it did get ugly. >.< I know a couple years ago, someone called my grandparents and told them that they knew me from online, and that I was planning on running away. It was scary, because I've never even told anybody my grandparents name.

Hey? Do you remember "Failure All Around"? So, I wrote a crappy sequel (it's NOWHERE near as funny as the first installment), and I was wondering if I should post it. I have a third -- and final -- part planned.

[anyjen.livejournal.com]

I learned my lesson and have been using fake names and chatting with people from the other side of the world ever since. Internet can be scary, alright.

Post it! bad crack is better than no crack, though since you always undermine yourself I don't even think it will be that bad.
If it will make you feel better, want to send it to me first so I can tell you what I think?

[popkin16]

That might just be a good idea. Of all the people to be talking to, it had to be one of your father's students.

Ahh, well this particular piece I know is bad, so I think I might just hold off on posting it, and see if I can write a better version later. No matter how well I write it, it won't be as funny as the first installment, but I'm still hoping for a chuckle. Sorry to bother you >.< *severely insecure me is insecure*

[anyjen.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and a blabbermouth, at that. Fortunately he didn't get into details so my dad wasn't as angry as me maybe should have been, but it gave me enough of a scare to want to be discreet from then on.

(I could use some crack *puppy eyes*)

[popkin16]

It's perfectly understandable that you'd be reluctant to use your real name. People should probably be as cautious as you are, in fact.

(It won't make you laugh, but...well, it's sent)

[popkin16]

Um! Actually I've changed my mind, OH HO. *feels guilty*

But rather than just sending the badly-done crack piece, can I send an additional piece to you?

Sorry to bother >.

[anyjen.livejournal.com]

Sure thing, popkin dear. Send whatever you wish, and I'll give it a look (though now I'm really curious about that crack...)

[popkin16]

XD It really is bad, but that's okay. I'm sure somewhere out there, worse crack has been written. I just don't feel like I'm in a crack-y mood, that's probably why I dislike it so strongly.

What e-mail do you know me by?

[anyjen.livejournal.com]

Missy Anne? the severus_fan one

[popkin16]

It's been sent.

[kakairupowns.livejournal.com]

XD Fun, yes? That damn bathroom question really stumped me though. ;) I mean, what's in your bathroom that starts with 'J'? O_o

<3

[popkin16]

YES! There is a limited number of things in a bathroom, what do people do who have nothing that goes in there?
I couldn't for the life of me think of a type of clothing that stars with an "M".

♥ ♥

[http://users.livejournal.com/sapphirestar_/]

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT MURDER. :DDDDDD but johnny cash omg

I DARE YOU TO YELL MANSEX. IN PUBLIC. xDDDD;

[popkin16]

XDDD IT WAS THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF. He was the first deceased person I thought off, lol. Great singer, though.

I TOTALLY WILL. BUT I'LL DO IT SOMEWHERE THAT I PLAN ON NEVER RETURNING, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK AND BE REMEMBERED AS THE MANSEX GIRL.

[shaolinqueen.livejournal.com]

That was fun!
I'll do that. XD

[popkin16]

Great! I can't wait to read your answers~
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[tshapo-chi.livejournal.com]

ROTFL@11 that's just horrible!!!! so bad i can't stop laughing

[popkin16]

LOL I wrote it and kept thinking, "WTF is wrong with me?" But I couldn't stop.

Your icon = made of win.

[foxarashi.livejournal.com]

12. Something you shout: MANSEX! Hey, I'd totally yell it.

LOLOLOL

[popkin16]

XDD Glad you found that amusing~