Weirdest dream

[popkin16]

I posted this on tumblr, but I thought my journal-based friends would find it amusing.

I was in the mess hall, sitting at a table with AR-1. Teyla asked Rodney to have a threesome with her and Kanaan so he could teach her how to get really good at blowjobs (how the hell does she even know Rodney is good at them?), though before Rodney can answer John drags him off - dream!me had the impression they were off to have sex because John isn’t sharing.

Ronon goes, “Were you serious?”

And Teyla looked at him calmly and went, “I wish to become proficient.” And Ronon just fuckin’ leaves, completely uncertain whether she was trolling them all or what.

Maybe she was trying to get John & Rodney to finally get together? Or was she serious? Even *I* don’t know.

Comments

[indybaggins]

Ha! I love fandom dreams like that. It's just going to have to be a foursome then... ;)

[popkin16]

It is hard to say no to Teyla. That is, of course, if she was being serious...

[melagan]

Lucky girl.

Now for that dream where Rodney shows John just how good he is at blowjobs....

[popkin16]

I NEVER get the good dreams like that, unfortunately. That would have been nice though...

[timespirt]

Very weird hon..."HUGS"

[popkin16]

I thought so *grins*

*HUGS*

[mezzo_cammin]

"I wish to become proficient." I love that even in your dreams, you have Teyla's voice down pat. And seriously, I mean, Rodney knows everything, right? Why wouldn't she ask him? Now I need to go read Answer Man again. *g*

Lucky you, though, for having such a fannish dream!

[popkin16]

LOL Honestly, I think my brain just went "formal speech = Teyla".

And seriously, I mean, Rodney knows everything, right? Why wouldn't she ask him?
AH. I like your reasoning here! That was probably the thing that baffled me most - how would Teyla know? But you solved the mystery - and maybe now this could make a fun fic!

I am very lucky. Though sometimes I do wish I could dream about fun McShep stuff ;)