Weirdest dream

I posted this on tumblr, but I thought my journal-based friends would find it amusing.

I was in the mess hall, sitting at a table with AR-1. Teyla asked Rodney to have a threesome with her and Kanaan so he could teach her how to get really good at blowjobs (how the hell does she even know Rodney is good at them?), though before Rodney can answer John drags him off - dream!me had the impression they were off to have sex because John isn’t sharing.

Ronon goes, “Were you serious?”

And Teyla looked at him calmly and went, “I wish to become proficient.” And Ronon just fuckin’ leaves, completely uncertain whether she was trolling them all or what.

Maybe she was trying to get John & Rodney to finally get together? Or was she serious? Even *I* don’t know.