nihilvanum's words:
my dear
the problem is that
you love him so much
you would allow him
to drag you all the way to hell
if it meant you could
hold his hand
on the way down
the problem is that
you love him so much
you would allow him
to drag you all the way to hell
if it meant you could
hold his hand
on the way down
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Date: 2008-10-11 12:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-11 01:08 am (UTC)They're supposed to be jokes -- you take the people off your LJ friends list, and they do silly things to one another. It doesn't actually happen, it's just the meme randomly putting people doing weird things. XD
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Date: 2008-10-11 02:50 am (UTC)who is bunnymaccool ? i hope i did good at cosplaying her! xD <3
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Date: 2008-10-11 03:02 am (UTC)XD I bet you did great at cosplaying her. You're so creative, after all! ♥
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Date: 2008-10-11 12:54 am (UTC)and what's mean "TPS" at
and what's the connection between toothbrush and Halloween?
and me devouring the entire socks, am I supposedly have a socks fetish? whahaha
*ask your permission to steal it,by the way :P*
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Date: 2008-10-11 01:07 am (UTC)TP-ing someone's house is when you take toilet paper and throw it at their house and in their tree's. This is what it looks like!
Well, on Halloween you normally get candy. Generally it's considered a bad thing if you're given a toothbrush, because everyone wants the candy, not anything else. :)
HAHAHA Yes, you sock fetisher. =P The truth comes out!
Go for it! It's very fun ^_^
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Date: 2008-10-11 02:28 am (UTC)ps: and I already ganked it. it turns out, you're a brain eater XD
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Date: 2008-10-11 03:03 am (UTC)HAHA, AM I? I'll have to go see yours, then. :D
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Date: 2008-10-11 09:03 am (UTC)where to find next brenz, hmmand whut, CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL. REVELATION. WHUTEVER.perhaps a visit to asschin is in order? ... or not, because i bet his brenz tastes reallyreally bad.
xD;
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Date: 2008-10-13 03:19 am (UTC)the location of yummy brains depends on what type of brains you like. Non-functioning ones? Brainy ones?HAR HAR HAR. MINE IS AN EVIL LAUGH -- NOW DIE. I-I mean...>_> Brenz, anyone?D: D: ANYTHING BUT AN ASSCHIN!VISIT. I bet his brenz are all moldy and poisonous. Best to stay away from him. *Nod*
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Date: 2008-10-13 10:19 am (UTC)VICTIMTARGETCLIENTit varies, but possibly the brainy ones, so i shall become brainy myself!EEP HOW DARE YOU I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE BY EYE GOUGING i mean, uh. what? >_>TRUFAX. D: i wouldn't wish it even upon my greatest enemy! ... okay maybe. BUT STILL. IT'S, UH, THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS?
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Date: 2008-10-14 05:20 am (UTC)You absorb the knowledge then, yes? Like "shooooop" and then you're like I R SMRT.O.O BUT I LIKE MY EYES D: D:YES, THE THOUGHT, THE THOUGHT! Though...um. Hm. I dunno. Your greatest enemy might deserve an Asschin!visit. It might scare them into becoming your ally. One look at that Great Chin, and instant conversion to your side.
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Date: 2008-10-14 07:59 am (UTC)i'm not quite sure. or possibly it just makes me even moar stupid. xD;I, I, UH. HELLO? *waves innocently and hides CREEPY EYE GOUGING SPOON behind back*THAT'S GOOD, PHEW. and yeah. then again ... who is my greatest enemy? xD; IT IS A DIFFICULT QUESTION TO ONE WHICH I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER. but that is true, that is true. asschin is, after all, utterly ebilz. kicking puppies ebilz, and all that. *nodnod*
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Date: 2008-10-16 03:03 am (UTC)Ahh, it has the reverse effect. It sucks your intelligence out. D:*Suspicious look* Hello. Whatcha up to?My spoon is too big.Haha, if you don't know, I'm not sure I'd know. *nod* So true. He oozes ebil. He's an oozer.
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Date: 2008-10-16 10:50 am (UTC)alas, it tragic. but perhaps if i eat a stupid brenz...?*shifty eyes* oh, ahahha, hehe, nothing. really. really!I AM A BANANA.ah, well. if i just send all those who don't see the light of teh ghei to asschin, think they'd learn their lesson and start teh ghei-process? ahahha, OOZER. he is at that, though. his ebilz oozing ooze knows no bounds!
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Date: 2008-10-16 04:21 pm (UTC)HAHA. "I'm old Gregg!"Ooo, that is such a good plan. Nothing could convert them faster, if it meant getting away from Asschin. Mmhmm. He's and uber-oozer. He oozes all week, except for Saturday, which is golf day.
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Date: 2008-10-17 09:34 am (UTC)I HAS A MANGINA!asschin is the punishment. for realz, yo. and he doesn't ooze while he golfs? well. THAT IS HIS WEAKNESS, LET US STRIKE NOW!
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Date: 2008-10-19 05:33 am (UTC)It's attached to your rod, mutha licka!"Oo, yes. If he was the punishment, there would be no more crimes for wich the punishment is...he. whut? Um. Nooo. While he golfs, he takes a magical pill to stop the oozing. Otherwise he'd kill his golf partners. YES, LET US STRIKE WHILE THE IRON IS HOT. *Gestures to said iron*
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Date: 2008-10-19 08:13 am (UTC)FO GRATE LULZ i've no idea what you just said BUT IT SOUNDED OM NOM NOM DELISHUS.true, true. you have spoken the Magnificent Truth once again, my friend! and er. what? oh yes. BUT
TOF COURSE. IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE! his oozing ooze is, after all, Dangerous (you'reit's toxic i'm slipping under~~) HE SHALL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT HIM. *flails*no subject
Date: 2008-10-20 04:51 am (UTC)LOL It's from Old Gregg, back in the beginning of the clip.*Smug pose* Yes, I do speak the Magnificent Truth. But honestly, I wasn't sure if that sentence made sense or not. >.< AS;KFJDS BUT
TOkay, that is just awesome. I want to write "but" that way every time now. Yes, very dangerous, to everyone. (Oh god, that line is perfect). HE'LL DEFINITELY NEVER NOW IT WAS US. >_> FOR WE ARE VERY VERY SCHNEAKY.no subject
Date: 2008-10-20 11:27 am (UTC)GHEILIIIIGHT. AND U IS TEH TITLE. TITLE HAS U. IS U. KONFUUSED. yes. and by spoon i mean spoon, nothing, er, ahaha, dirty, CERTAINLY NOT SOMETHING WITH MURDERING INTENT. *shifty look* and true, true. i has nothing. nothiiiiing. *wavesspoonhands*OOHHH I SEE. ahahah, old gregg is EVERYWHERE!it sort of didn't but that made me understand it even better, FO GRATE LULZ. YO. moo ha ha I HAS BRAINWASHED U. BUT
Tis the word, om nom. dangerous even to his own Ass-y Chin, though he has an antidote IN HIS BLOOD OMG NOES. (think asschin singing that. er.) NO. MOST DEFINITELY NOT. BUT HE SHALL STILL FOREVER FEAR THE "SCHNEAKY GHEI SQUADRON".no subject
Date: 2008-10-21 03:00 am (UTC)GHEILIGHT. I AM TEH TITLE!!! *Poses* A spoon...with murdering intent? D: Is that what this world has come to?! Yes, you certainly have nothing in your hand in a spoon-shape.HE IS. IT'S WEIRD. I just read a drabble about him, it was so hitsuzen (I almost said a coincidence).LOL Well at least you understood what I was getting at. YOU HAS, YOU HAS. SO NOW WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? But
tis Teh Koolest. So there's this constant cycle of poisoning and antidote healing going on for Asschin, the bastard. (That...broke my brain.) HE WILL QUAKE IN FEAR OF THE "SCHNEAKY GHEI SQUADON", AND LIVE IN PARANOIA.no subject
Date: 2008-10-22 08:26 pm (UTC)IT IS. AND SLIGHTLY CREEPY IN A STALKERISH WAY, TOO. oh god drabble? do i want to know? xD;BRAINWASH U SOME MOAR. MOO HA HA! FEAR MAH MAD AND L33T BRAINWASHIN SKILLZ. yes. yes there is. he's like ... i don't know what he's like because he's so vile there's nothing to possibly compare him to. (yes. god, yes. *d-e-d*) TOTES. TOTALLY TOTES TOTE-Y. MOO HA HA, WE SHALL SMITE HIM WITH OUR BUT
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Date: 2008-10-25 07:47 am (UTC)MMHMM. No, you don't. It was a One Piece/Old Gregg crossover. Poor Zoro was now the vitcim of Old Gregg's love.YOUR SKILLS ARE SO L33T AND AWESOME THAT I FEEL THE NEED TO WORSHIP AT THE ALTAR OF YOUR AWESOMENESS. Asschin is the vilest vile. In fact, he's the things other bad things are compared to. *nod (Don't go into the light!) HE FEARS THE BUT
TLICIOUS THINGS LIKE NO OTHER, FOR HE KNOWS THAT THEY ARE THE CURE TO HIS DISEASE (by which I mean he is the disease, and we are the cure. With out buttlicious deeds and stuff). BWA HAHAHAHA!no subject
Date: 2008-10-26 09:13 am (UTC)OHMYGOD BREAK MY BRENZ WHY DONTCHA. fdlksj. did sanji rescue him, then? xD; and i know i'm going to regret this but ... link me, if possible? *cringes in FEAR*O HAI ALTAR OF AWESOME, I HAS ONE? KOOL KOOL-Y KOOL. and yes. he is! nothing is as vile as him
except maybe spoonsand, SRSBIZNESS, he is out of his sodding mind, is what he is. *nodnod* (b-but it's so pretty and sexie and full of teh ghei!) TRUFAX. YOU HAVE SPOKEN THE TRUTH ONCE AGAIN, MY FRIEND. HIS FEAR IS THE BUTTLICIOUS, THE GHEI, THE BUTTLICIOUSLY GHEI THINGS. (and that is also true. HE'S LIKE CONSTIPATION OMG.) MWHAHAHAHAHHAHA!no subject
Date: 2008-10-29 01:28 am (UTC)Do you know how bad I want to link you to it? All I know is it's either here or here, which is no help at all. I'M SO SORRY. *sob* But no, Sanji didn't save him. I was disappointed, but...yeah. :(Now that I think about it, linking you was useless, because you're not into OP. But I put some energy into creating those linkages, so they'll stay. Just ignore them!YOU SURE DO. YOU'VE HAD ONE FOR A WHILE, BUT WE WERE STUPIFIED BY YOUR AWESOME AND COULD NOT BRING IT TO YOUR ATTENTION.
Those damn spoons, able to be as vile as Asschin. I bet it's his weapon of choiceYES. He has to be, to risk riling Doumeki's hairy chest!beast by threatening Watanuki. (Then by all means, GO! And I'll be right behind you!) HE HAS GOOD REASON TO FEAR THE BUTTLICIOUS GHEI. AFTER ALL, HE'LL NEVER GET ANY OF IT. (Like a severe case of constipation, YES!)no subject
Date: 2008-10-29 09:48 am (UTC)*thinks pervy*s-spoon, ahaha, oh, you said spoon? well, oh my, i would never carry one of those around. er.I SHALL SEARCH FOR IT OMG. because as much as it frightens me, it intrigues me just as much. xDDhehe, not really. i can still read fanfic and stuff even if i'm not in the fandom, and it's happened that reading fanfics have caused me to be in the fandom. xD;O HAI SEXIE ALTAR. MAH STOOPID IS LIEK MAD AND L33T AND I HAS NO IDEA WHUT IM TALKIN BOUT NAO.
asschin! with a spoon! grr, we should have known!(at first i read "riling doumeki's chest!hair". xDDD) TRUFAX. his vibrating asschin-ness is A MAD VILE-ING SPOONMAN. (ooh, how nice. BOYS SNOGGING LOLOL OMG. *salivates*) TRUFAX. HE DROOLS FOR TEH BUTTLICIOUS GHEI BUT HE SHALL NEVER GET IIIIIT. IT WILL BE HIS DOWNFALL, MOO HA HA!no subject
Date: 2008-10-30 02:40 am (UTC)*Is thinking pervy too, now*Yep, a spoon is what I was talking about. And I can't think of a reason why you'd carry it around either, unless you expect to run into some pudding or something.GOOD LUCK. There's a bunch of fics in the two links I gave you. I tried looking, but I couldn't find it. >.<Oh, really? How do you not get the characters mixed up though? And I wouldn't complain at all if you got into One Piece, though of course I won't shove it down your throat(or I'll try not to do it MORE, since I've most likely already tried).YU IS L33T FO' SHO', BUT
TI DUNNO 'BOUT STOOPID.It's a truly terrifying combination, isn't it? *Shivers*(HAHAHAHA OMG I HAD THIS PICTURE OF DOUMEKI WITH CHEST HAIR, AND HIS CHEST HAIR WAS STICKING STRAIGHT OUT AND QUIVERING WITH AGITATION). I'm sorry, "vibrating asschin" threw me for a second. I had this awful image >.< HAHA ASSCHIN: THE ORIGINAL SPOONMAN. (Mm, I love it when two guys snog ~nom nom~) HE'LL BE SO BUSY YEARNING FOR BUTTLICIOUS GHEI HE'LL NEVER SEE OUR GHEI-SQUAD COMING.no subject
Date: 2008-10-30 02:01 pm (UTC)i searched every page, but i couldn't find it either. D: I READ ALMOST EVERY ZOROSANJI FIC THERE WAS, THOUGH. *is proud*oh? well. i. i dunno. i just search their pics in the Amazing Netz and, y'know. i learn. i do learn fandoms very quickly. IT'S A MAD L33T SKILLZ, YO. hehe, it's alright if you do, and i'd actually appreciate it, too - i am interested in it, and i will read the manga and watch the anime, but i just ... haven't yet. procrastination, a failing of mine. BUT I WILL. I WILL. BECAUSE IT SEEMS SO GOOOD AHAHAH.O SNAPS BUT
TSTOOPID IS WHUT I KNOWS. OR NOT. STOOPID = MAD L33T SKILLZ? O SHIZZLE.it is! but we shall have our victory and REIGN SUPREEEEEME.(OH. MY. GOD. LFJKD. I JUST. I THINK YOU JUST BROKE MY SOUL, OKAY. BECAUSE THAT IS JUST. QUIVERING. QUIVERING. *dies out of laughter*) i, yeah. i'm shocked i could even write that. IT IS FAR TOO TERRIBLE AN IMAGE, MY EYES, THEY BURRRRRN. OOOH I KNEW IT! DARN THAT SPOONMAN! DARN HIM TO HEEELLLLL! (oh. oh yes. yes please. *glazed eyes*) THERE IT IS! OUR VICTORY! WE SHALL DANGLE TEH GHEI IN FRONT OF HIM AND HE SHALL TRY TO GET IT BUT FAAAILLLL WHICH WILL BE THE OPPORTUNE TIME FOR US TO STRIKE!no subject
Date: 2008-11-01 01:18 am (UTC)Hmm. I know I read it on there, because I'm "watching" those entries, and every time someone updates I get something in my inbox. I THINK YOU MIGHT BE TURNING INTO A ZORO/SANJI FANGIRL, LOL. *Is so proud* YOU SHOULD READ THE SMOKER/ZORO, The, uh, Smoker/Zoro is hot too.YOU ARE L33T IN SO MANY THINGS. It's cool that you can learn a fandom so quickly, and read fanfics for it :D LOL I've got some amazing One Piece crack fics that you might be interested in. IT'S VERY GOOD. IT'S MADE ME LAUGH, AND IT'S MADE ME CRY.YOU KNOWS LOTS OF STUFF (BECAUSE OF YOUR MAD L33T SKILLZ).
And all will be happy and ghei!(I'm so sorry about your soul! *Offers super-glue* HAHAHA, YES, QUIVERING. Personally, I think Doumeki's chest his hairless.</s) I was surprised you wrote that too. WE SHOULD SEND HIM TO HELL WITH HIS TWIN OLD GREGG AND LET THEM SUFFER FOREVER. (It's just so good. And addicting) MM, FOR HE WILL BE TOO DISTRACTED BY THE GHEI TO NOTICE US SNEAKING UP ON HIM.no subject
Date: 2008-11-01 10:58 am (UTC)oh, yeah. well, i must've missed it, then. i must search again! AND I THINK PERHAPS I AM, AHAHAH. I CAN'T STAY AWAY FROM TEH GHEI, YOU KNOW THAT.ahahah, fanfics are my life, almost. xDD; so i've certainly had practice. 8DD LINK ME? or do you have 'em memorized? (i love the crackfics that make me laugh so hard i'm almost crying, ahahaha.)O HAI, GOOD PLANZ. IDEA. WHUTEVER. UMMUM. OM NOM NOM?
we wiiiiill! *battle cry, one that involves tarzan!scream*(i, i just. QUIVERING HAIR, OH MY GOD. I'M STILL DYING HERE, OKAY. also yes. ahah. watanuki'd be all "omg i has no chest!hair, DON'T YOU DARE LAUGH DOUMEKI AN-- oh *blink blink* you have none either ... AHAHAHA I HAVE ONE ONE ONE I AM MANLIER THAN YOU AHAHHAHA." ... basically.) those two words should never be combined. ever. EXCELLENT PLAN! PERHAPS WE SHALL EXORCISE THEM WITH THE POWER OF TEH ... GHEEEEEI? (true, true. ah, the imageeees.) TRUFAX. OF COURSE IT PUTS TEH GHEI IN MIGHTY DANGER, BUT TEH GHEI IS BRAVE AND CUNNING AND WILL KICK ASSCHIN'S ... ASS. YES. MOO HA HA HA.no subject
Date: 2008-11-02 04:42 am (UTC)What are we talking about?Mmm, pudding. XD SPOONS ARE FOR THE WEAK.I'll search again too! XD THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY, YOU HAVE NO IDEA. YAY FOR ZO/SAN! I DO KNOW THAT. IT'S ONE OF YOUR MANY AWESOME TRAITS.Just go to my memories and click on "One Piece". That holds my miscellaneous OP stuff, like rare-pairings fics, crack, Screencaps, fanart, etc. If you don't feel like wading through it all, I can link you to some awesome stuff :D It'll be a little difficult, since I'd like for you to understand, and some of the crack fics involve characters you probably don't know. (I LOVE THOSE CRACKFICS. XD Actually, One Piece is like a crack fic. Only it's manga. It makes me go, "WTF" several times)I LOVE OM NOMS.
*Beats self on chest like Tarzan*AAAAHHHahhhAAHHH!(I'm so glad I could make you laugh <3 LOL Watanuki would so laugh at Doumeki's lack of chest hair. Even though he has none of his own.) Indeed! THE POWER OF GHEI COMPELLS YOU! (Such images should be considered sacred!) YES! GHEI WILL PREVAIL, BECAUSE IT IS INVINCIBLE. NONE CAN STAND BEFORE IT'S AWESOMENESS.no subject
Date: 2008-11-02 10:31 am (UTC)you know, i have no idea. xD;TRULY. spoons are like, ew. who touches those things, anyway.hehe! 8D LFJDL DUDE, A RIVAL OTP. A RIVAL OTP. THAT IN ITSELF TELL ALL! xD;ooh, alright, i'll do that, then! well, i can always google the characters. 8DD (ahahah, the best kind of manga's where the crack and angst are both combined. 8D)ME TOO. OM NOM NOM.
*yodels and flings out of tree, and smacks right up against another one*(hee! :D i think watanuki would maybe have one, and be ridiculously proud of it when he discovers doumeki has none at all, if only for the added crack. xD;) OOOH. IN THE NAME OF THE GHEI, THE YAOI, AND THE PRETTY MEN, GHEIMEN. (altars should be made so we could properly worship the images!) TRUFAX! GHEI IS AN UNBEATABLE FORCE EVEN IN A SITUATION OF "POKE OR BE POKED".no subject
Date: 2008-11-03 01:26 am (UTC)I suppose we can just keep going, then. Lol!Honestly! Who uses spoons in this day and age? We're much too technologically advanced for such a primative tool.OH. SO TRUE, I LOVE RIVAL!OTPs. YOU'VE EXPLAINED EVERYTHING IN THREE WORDS.XD Okay, if you're sure! I hope you enjoy! (Yess! I love how it'll be a serious moment, and then out of nowhere something stupid will happen. It's great. *Goes off to re-read the manga*)OM NOMS FOR TEH WINZ.
*Hums the "George of the Jungle theme song*(HAHAHA, A SINGLE HAIR AND HE'S ALL *smug face*) WE SHOULD COME UP WITH OUR OWN PRAYER, LOL. "IN THE NAME OF THE GHEI, THE YAOI, AND THE PRETTY MEN, TEH SEXXORZ COMPELS YOU!" (Oh, definitely. Worship the Ghei and all who are ghei as our Ghei Gods.) GHEI REIGNS SUPREME.no subject
Date: 2008-11-03 01:06 pm (UTC)haha, that's what we usually do! 8Dtrue, true. and spoons, pfft, they're ancient stuff, no one ever used them, anyway. except maybe jesus, but he's more ancient than anyone.AHAHA, BUT IT'S SO TRUE. LFJD. OM NOM NOM, RIVAL OTPS!oh, i'm sure i will. >D (I KNOW, AHAHA. especially fma, that's full of those moments - mostly because the boys are utter tards when it comes to feelings, which brings even more angst and crack to it all.)AS YOU ONCE PUT IT: "FANGIRLS: #1 OM NOMERS".
what out for that tree~~(OF COURSE. it's watanuki, after all. xD;) AHAHAHA, THAT'S EXCELLENT! xD;; "I BELIEVE IN GHEI, THE YAOI ALMIGHTY, CREATOR OF SEXUAL TENSION AND OTPS." (ooh, yes! and there shall be images at said altar! of gheidoing the naughty!) EXTERMINATE THE ASSCHIN, GHEI! YOU CAN DO IT!no subject
Date: 2008-10-11 04:06 pm (UTC)I like digging.
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Date: 2008-10-13 03:14 am (UTC)....
How do you bury someone with a rare steak through the heart, anyway? Or is there some secret technique that only special people can learn?
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Date: 2008-10-13 12:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-13 03:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-14 01:25 am (UTC)how funny!! i'm haunting your brain! I LOVE IT!
but i need to find this anyjen-person so i can avenge my cutlery LOL
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Date: 2008-10-14 01:58 am (UTC)LOL MY BRAIN IS SMALL, IT CAN'T HANDLE IT!!
Rofl!!