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honeybearbee :
"The Hypothetical AU Meme: Take any one of the fandoms you know I write AND give me a type of AU (space opera AU, pirate AU, superhero AU, etc) or another time period (Ancient Rome, Regency England, etc). I will then explain what story from that fandom I would AU in that era."
honeybearbee :"The Hypothetical AU Meme: Take any one of the fandoms you know I write AND give me a type of AU (space opera AU, pirate AU, superhero AU, etc) or another time period (Ancient Rome, Regency England, etc). I will then explain what story from that fandom I would AU in that era."
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WITH UNICORNS.
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Rodney likes to think The Team - plus Carson and Elizbeth and Radek - work in "requisitions". Well, that's not really true, since they don't so much formally ask as take whatever the hell they need at a moments time. It's not easy fighting the Wraith, and nobody else seems inclined to! Rodney lived in a constant state of fear that the Atlantis would fall apart with him in it, so he practically slept in the engine room; none could budge him, not even Teyla's persuasion or Weir's diplomacy. It was fine though, totally find, because Glittering Schrodinger McAwesome totally didn't mind staying in there with him; his beautiful unicorn companion was as sharp of mine and eye as Rodney himself.
She had horrible taste in unicorns though, since her natural shine and sparkle got brighter by two whenever Sheppard's lothario Sparklies Spiky McFly was around. Rodney would scold Glitter, but it did absolutely no good. Rodney knew what unicorn companions got up to in their spare time! And her protests of being trapped on a ship with only two possible mates definitely didn't convince Rodney. Spiky was a Casanova, a love 'em & leave 'em type. His Glitter deserved better!
And then the unicorn companions join up with John to get curmudgeon Rodney out of the engine room and into John's room. THE END :p
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GLITTERING SCHRODINGER MCAWESOME
LOTHARIO SPARKLIES SPIKY MCFLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THOSE NAMES ALONE OH MY GOD MELISSA JUST
IDEK KNOW WHAT ANYMORE, JUST, LAUGHING SO HARD I WANT TO CRY OH GOD
... i really, really fucking love you. never stop with the awesome.
/rolls around in unicorn glitter
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*tosses confetti on you as you roll in the glitter*
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'cause lothario? spiky? AND SPARKLIES GOD YES BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW JOHN SPARKLES LIKE THE GOOD LITTLE DISNEYPRINCESS HE IS
AND MCAWESOME
RODNEY'S UNICORN WOULD TOTES BE NAMED MCAWESOME
now tell me, bb, what would teyla's unicorn be called? ronon's? THE TEAM MUST BE WHOLE
... THEY HAVE A UNICORN TEAM. SGA-U. STARGATE ATLANTIS TEAM UNICORN, THAT IS. AND THEY WOULD DO ALL THE THINGS THE SHEPTEAM WOULD DO, EXCEPT IN UNICORNLAND
... NOW I WANT FANART OF THE UNICORN PERSUASION OMG
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JOHN EVEN HAS *CURTAINS* THAT SPARKLE. CLEARLY HE IS A FAN OF IT. IN FACT, HE HAS THOSE CURTAINS ABOARD THE ATLANTIS; THEY DO SO REMIND HIM OF RODNEY'S SPARKLING EYES WHEN HE'S EXCITED.
OH, OF COURSE. RODNEY WOULD TOTALLY NAME HIS UNICORN MCAWESOME, IF ONLY TO SHOVE IN PEOPLE'S FACES HOW SUPERIOR HIS UNICORN IS ;P
Ronon's would be SUNSHINE FLOWERTIP SHADOWCASTER (the last because when Ronon's unicorn attacks, his shadow is the last thing you ever see. ronon has a secret fondness for just "Sunshine" though). And Teyla's would be SERENITY PEACEFINDER BADASSERY, because, well. no explanations necessary :P
...THEY ARE THE PREMIERE SGA-U TEAM OF ATLANTIS. NONE OTHERS COMPARE. EVEN SG-1 IS IN AWE OF THEIR COLLECTIVE MAGNIFICENCE. ALL WHO BEHOLD THEM...DO SOMETHING. COVET THEM OR WANT TO KILL THEM (OUT OF JEALOUS, CLEARLY).
...i would draw but I can't. not even a little.